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The Irish Sex Fairy

The Irish Sex Fairy

Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn’t change a word! I’m not messing with the Irish Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, or jogging 20 blocks and you don’t need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing  each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.  A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.  Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times.

Now sex has been sent to you. The ‘Irish Sex Fairy’ will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

17 Comments »

17 Responses

on March 12, 2008 at 9:41 am | Reply Shawn C. Quay

Wow i just got on the web to look for my family crest and this popped up… this is very informative. thank you sex fairy. lol
on March 13, 2008 at 6:36 pm | Reply J. Z. R. J

Killer, I pomise to send this on to the farthest reaches of the world lol!
on March 17, 2008 at 4:36 pm | Reply bearpaw

do ya think this really works, or is it just male propaganda.
on March 17, 2008 at 4:58 pm | Reply bigironbarbecue

I can honestly say..Heck Yes it works! WOOHOO!
on April 17, 2008 at 8:44 pm | Reply Nicole Smith

I absolutely love this and do believe to be true
on May 3, 2008 at 9:41 pm | Reply O'Shea

The sex fairy isn’t just sexy! She also has scientific facts on why sex is good. Thanks sex fairy!!!
on May 19, 2008 at 3:38 pm | Reply Amy

I didn’t know that if you had more sex opoosite sex gets crazy about you! I tried and guys i know even just good buddies want to have sex with me!Thx sex fairy! I’m the top sex girl!
on May 23, 2008 at 2:45 pm | Reply josie

WTF?? THIS IS HORRIBLE! plus, it is so not true. im sorry, but posting something like this when its so easy for children to find, is horrible. this was entertaining, but try to make sure that you can make only ppl 18 yrs and older 2 c this, kk?
good job tho.
SEXY MAMA!
on May 24, 2008 at 1:42 am | Reply Jessica

Wow!
I’m gunna have sex more often, and keep up the kisses lol
on July 6, 2008 at 4:31 pm | Reply Matthew

Dear readers,
I’ve a St. Patrick B-day and have been visited many a time by the Wonderful Fairy herself. Over the years I’ve taken almost every opportunity to test these postulates and have found them to be unequivocally true.
on July 8, 2008 at 8:34 am | Reply Kaitlyn N.

Hey!

Nice picture and I belive you totally! But I do agree that kids who do not need to know about sex yet should not be allowed to find this site.

Kaitlyn N.

Kaitlyn,

I appreciate your comment but the only way they would find this is to search on terms like “sex fairy”. When they are doing this , the parent should stop it……This is a barbecue site……children should not be operating a grill either.

Have a great day and Thank you for your input,
BigIron
on July 27, 2008 at 5:23 pm | Reply Natural one

How stupid “josie”. Sex is natural, and hypocrits should not deprive their children of learning about it. Hiding the natural instincts from them does more damage to their personality later on. It’s the bigotrie and falseness, the prudish stupidity one should hide from children, so they develop naturally and have a spotless, clean soul. The more you hide from them, the more perverts they become when they grow up.
God created us with the sex instinct for a purpose, not to mention we all were born naked. Clothing was invented to keep us warm, not to hide our bodies and its beauty; the coverup concept was invented by ugly peoople with pervert souls, who have a lot to hide.
on March 9, 2009 at 1:40 pm | Reply Mybubbles91

hey big iron i found this page and i typed in fairy pics so all you have to do is type in fairy fairy pics and not those exact words…but it is entertaining
Mybubbles91
on March 9, 2009 at 11:49 pm | Reply j.smith

“Natural one” i’d like to see the proof for your claims, just like i’d like to see proof for the claims this sex fairy thing is making. I’m sure theres some truth here, but i’m skeptical till i see some scientific journal on it.

We agree on some points:

Sex is natural. Bigotry, falseness, and prudish stupidity should be abolished. God created us with a sex instinct for a purpose, and even did us the favor of making it pleasurable

But i’ve never heard of hiding mature things from children turning them into perverts. And if you’re going to cite God in all this, then you should consider what happened in the Garden of Eden.

At what age would you consider telling children about sex?

Anyway, i agree with josie and Kaitlyn, there’s a right way and a wrong way to tell kids about sex, and there’s nothing wrong with parent’s who want to protect their children from misinformation and bad sources.

There’s a season for everything. And it doesn’t hurt anything to be more respectful of other people’s views, rather than calling them stupid.

Peace.
on April 2, 2009 at 3:54 am | Reply Monique Caren

I recieved the Sex Fairy THREE days ago, and I just had the most awesome sex I’ve had in a year lol… have fun
on April 2, 2009 at 4:06 am | Reply Monique Caren

To josie:

You ARE a hypacrite… if you don’t want your children or your friends children to see this, then buy a V chip block on your computer, moron. This isn’t showing any nudity, full frontal or otherwise, so who gives a s#$%^? Unless your kids KNOW what an orgasm is, then you shouldn’t worry about it!!! Why would kids want to google something like a “Sex Fairy” unless they’ve been TAUGHT about sex, and/or touched in some way???

To Kaitlyn N.:

YOU are absolutly RIGHT!!! Children should NOT be allowed to operate a grill. But WHY would children want to look up grills and barbeques on the internet???

To j.smith:

Who are you to “preach” to US what is right and what is wrong???

Gawd is an alien… old fat white men wrote the bible, and the voice of Gawd was the voices in their own crazy minds. Give up and find your own religion, or go athiest!!!
on May 5, 2009 at 5:48 am | Reply Gidget

I happen to think that all the statements the “sex Fairy” has made are true! Sex is so good for you in so many ways!
To those of you that are offended by this….
Your only jealous because your so ugly no one wants to have sex with you….!
Thanks Sex Fairy!!!