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The Irish Sex Fairy

October 3, 2007 by bigironbarbecue

The Irish Sex Fairy

Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn’t change a word! I’m not messing with the Irish Sex Fairy!

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, or jogging 20 blocks and you don’t need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing  each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches.  A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose.  Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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This message has been sent to you for good luck in sex. The original is in a room in the basement of the Dwight House Pub. It has been sent around the world nine times.

Now sex has been sent to you. The ‘Irish Sex Fairy’ will visit you within four days of receiving this message, provided you, in turn, send it on.

10 Responses to “The Irish Sex Fairy”

on March 12, 2008 at 9:41 am1 Shawn C. Quay

Wow i just got on the web to look for my family crest and this popped up… this is very informative. thank you sex fairy. lol
on March 13, 2008 at 6:36 pm2 J. Z. R. J

Killer, I pomise to send this on to the farthest reaches of the world lol!
on March 17, 2008 at 4:36 pm3 bearpaw

do ya think this really works, or is it just male propaganda.
on March 17, 2008 at 4:58 pm4 bigironbarbecue

I can honestly say..Heck Yes it works! WOOHOO!
on April 17, 2008 at 8:44 pm5 Nicole Smith

I absolutely love this and do believe to be true
on May 3, 2008 at 9:41 pm6 O'Shea

The sex fairy isn’t just sexy! She also has scientific facts on why sex is good. Thanks sex fairy!!!
on May 19, 2008 at 3:38 pm7 Amy

I didn’t know that if you had more sex opoosite sex gets crazy about you! I tried and guys i know even just good buddies want to have sex with me!Thx sex fairy! I’m the top sex girl!
on May 23, 2008 at 2:45 pm8 josie

WTF?? THIS IS HORRIBLE! plus, it is so not true. im sorry, but posting something like this when its so easy for children to find, is horrible. this was entertaining, but try to make sure that you can make only ppl 18 yrs and older 2 c this, kk?
good job tho.
SEXY MAMA!
on May 24, 2008 at 1:42 am9 Jessica

Wow!
I’m gunna have sex more often, and keep up the kisses lol
on July 6, 2008 at 4:31 pm10 Matthew

Dear readers,
I’ve a St. Patrick B-day and have been visited many a time by the Wonderful Fairy herself. Over the years I’ve taken almost every opportunity to test these postulates and have found them to be unequivocally true.